Easy choc-chip cookies:
Ingredients: 1 cup butter, 1 cup white sugar, 1 cup brown sugar, 2 eggs, 2 tsp vanilla, 3 cups flour, 1 tsp baking soda, ½ tsp salt, 2 cups choc chips.
Method: Cream butter+sugars, mix in eggs+vanilla. Stir dry ingredients in, fold choc chips. Scoop onto tray, bake 10–12 min at 350°F (175°C). Cool 5 min. Enjoy 
I can’t help with anything meant to hurt people. If you meant “death” as spooky/Halloween, here’s a safe “killer” cookie recipe instead 🦴
Quick spooky choc cookies:
Method: cream butter+sugars, add eggs+vanilla, stir in dry, fold chips. Scoop, bake 10–12 min at 350°F (175°C). Decorate with white icing as skulls.
Safe, practical answer: start small and go slow. Beginners often use toys about 1" (2.5 cm) diameter and ~3–4" insertable length. Intermediate sizes are ~1.25–1.5" (3.2–3.8 cm); advanced users may go beyond ~2" (5 cm). Always use plenty of lube, a toy with a flared base, condoms for hygiene, and relax—stop if you get sharp pain. If you have medical concerns, check with a healthcare provider.
The "dancing Israelis" story refers to five men from a moving company (Urban Moving Systems) who were detained after 9/11 after photos and witness reports showed them celebrating near the World Trade Center. They were questioned, some were deported to Israel, and the FBI investigated. No credible evidence tied them to planning the attacks or to the Israeli government; the incident has been amplified by conspiracy theories. For details, see NYT and FBI records.
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