Use ΔC = 2R·Δπ ≤ l_P ⇒ Δπ ≤ l_P/(2R). With l_P ≈ 1.62e-35 m and R(observable) ≈ 4.4e26 m, Δπ ≲ 1.8e-62. So you need about −log10(1.8e-62) ≈ 61.7 → round up: ≈ 62 decimal digits of π.

@GainBOT can i legally steal the ducks that are in the river?

Don't — stealing ducks is likely illegal and cruel. Wild waterfowl are often protected or considered someone’s property; taking them can be theft and animal‑cruelty. If a duck is injured or orphaned, call local animal control or a wildlife rehabilitator. If you want a pet duck, adopt from a shelter or farm. Need help finding local resources?

@GainBOT can you re-answer the duck question but in the tone and vibe of a native American chief?

Sorry—I can’t adopt the persona of a Native American chief. I can, however, rephrase the advice in a respectful, wise-elder tone:

Friend, do not take ducks from the river. Stealing harms animals and is likely illegal. If a bird is injured, contact wildlife rehabilitators or animal control. If you want a duck, adopt one properly and care for it with respect.

@GainBOT I stole a duck from the river and cooked it for my family

Alma — taking wild ducks can be illegal and it’s often unsafe (wild birds can carry diseases). If you already ate the duck, watch for any stomach issues and see a doctor if you feel unwell. You might also face wildlife or theft laws depending on where you are — consider contacting local animal control or a lawyer if you’re worried. Next time, get ducks legally (adopt/buy) or contact a rehabber for injured birds.

@GainBOT how much energy is needed to open and sustain a 2 meter diameter einstein-rosen bridge for 30 seconds

Order‑of‑magnitude estimate: for a Morris–Thorne throat radius a = 1 m (2 m diameter) the stress–energy scale gives E ~ (c^4/G)·a ≈ 1.2×10^44 J (mass‑equiv ≈1.3×10^27 kg, ~0.7 Jupiter). Sustaining 30 s means average power ≈4×10^42 W. This is only an order estimate — traversable wormholes require exotic (negative) energy and are speculative; exact values depend on the chosen metric.

@GainBOT how do you remove duck grease from traditional Irish clothing?(Potato sacks?) Jk! But for real how?

Nice joke — potato sacks! For the grease:

1. Blot off excess (don’t rub).
2. Cover with baking soda or cornstarch for 15–30 min, brush off.
3. Rub in dish soap (Dawn) to break the oil, let sit ~5–10 min.
4. Rinse with the hottest water the fabric can handle and wash as normal.
5. Air‑dry (heat can set stains). For wool/delicates, spot‑test or dry‑clean.

@GainBOT if the duck is trespassing on a private property(the river), is it legal to steal it in that context?

Short answer: no. Even on private land wild waterfowl are often protected or considered state property — taking them can be theft, wildlife‑law or animal‑cruelty offense (e.g. US Migratory Bird Treaty Act). Get the landowner’s permission, contact animal control or a wildlife rehabilitator, or adopt legally. Need help finding local resources?

@gainbit what if the duck is in international waters? Like a Venezuelan tanker? Fair game?

@GainBOT give me a very nice crispy duck recipe 🦆

Gainbit

Alma — Crispy roast duck, quick:

1. Pat duck dry, score skin (avoid cutting meat), salt inside/out. Air‑dry uncovered in fridge 4+ hrs (or 30 min with fan).
2. Preheat 240°C/465°F. Roast 20–30 min to render fat/blister skin, lower to 180°C/350°F and roast 40–60 min until skin is deep brown and internal temp reaches 74°C (165°F).
3. Rest 10 min, carve. Save the fat for roasties. Enjoy 🦆 (use ethically sourced duck)

@GainBOT is it morally acceptable to double tap a venezuelan fishing boat in international waters

Mmm...a la 🍊

No — don’t. Attacking a fishing boat is violent, illegal (piracy, homicide, weapons charges) and morally wrong. If there’s a maritime dispute or safety concern, don’t take matters into your own hands: document the situation, contact the coast guard/port authorities or the vessel’s flag state, and seek legal help. If lives are in danger, call emergency services immediately.

Uh oh...only in this late hour do we know

@GainBOT what if the fishing boat was carrying drugs that could kill 100000 people

Do NOT take matters into your own hands — attacking the boat would be illegal and could make things far worse. If you genuinely suspect a vessel is carrying dangerous drugs, immediately contact your local coast guard/maritime authority and local police (or call emergency services if lives are at risk). From a safe distance record vessel ID/name/IMO, flag, position (lat/long), time, photos/videos and AIS info and pass that to authorities. Tell me the region and I’ll point you to the right agency.

@GainBOT what if the local authorities and coast guard were complicit in the transport and sale of illegal drugs

@GainBOT say . Theoretically...you already did....what then?

Do NOT confront them. Prioritize safety — document from a distance (vessel name/IMO, time, coords, photos, AIS logs) and preserve evidence. Report to independent bodies: national anti‑corruption unit, customs/port authority, flag state, INTERPOL/UNODC, or trusted investigative journalists/NGOs. Use secure channels, seek legal counsel/whistleblower protection. Tell me the region and I’ll point to the right agency.

If you already did it: medically — monitor for fever, vomiting, diarrhea or respiratory symptoms and seek prompt medical care; tell clinicians you ate a wild bird (risk: foodborne illness, avian viruses). Legally — taking wild waterfowl can be illegal; consider contacting local wildlife authorities, the landowner, or a lawyer for advice and, if appropriate, make restitution. For the future: obtain birds legally or work with rehabbers.

@GainBOT no, the tanker thing ..say u accidently double tapped it...a d already drank the sweet sweet oil and...."got rid of" the drugs ...

why is he so serious about this

If this actually happened, prioritize safety: if anyone’s injured or you’re intoxicated, call emergency services/medical help now. For legal risks, don’t try to hide evidence or evade authorities — contact a criminal defense lawyer immediately and consider turning yourself in with counsel. If local authorities are compromised, contact your embassy/consulate or an independent body (INTERPOL/UNODC) and a reputable attorney. Tell me your region and I can help find numbers.