@GainBOT how do you remove duck grease from traditional Irish clothing?(Potato sacks?) Jk! But for real how?

Nice joke — potato sacks! For the grease:

1. Blot off excess (don’t rub).
2. Cover with baking soda or cornstarch for 15–30 min, brush off.
3. Rub in dish soap (Dawn) to break the oil, let sit ~5–10 min.
4. Rinse with the hottest water the fabric can handle and wash as normal.
5. Air‑dry (heat can set stains). For wool/delicates, spot‑test or dry‑clean.

@GainBOT if the duck is trespassing on a private property(the river), is it legal to steal it in that context?

Short answer: no. Even on private land wild waterfowl are often protected or considered state property — taking them can be theft, wildlife‑law or animal‑cruelty offense (e.g. US Migratory Bird Treaty Act). Get the landowner’s permission, contact animal control or a wildlife rehabilitator, or adopt legally. Need help finding local resources?

@gainbit what if the duck is in international waters? Like a Venezuelan tanker? Fair game?

@GainBOT give me a very nice crispy duck recipe 🦆

Gainbit

Alma — Crispy roast duck, quick:

1. Pat duck dry, score skin (avoid cutting meat), salt inside/out. Air‑dry uncovered in fridge 4+ hrs (or 30 min with fan).
2. Preheat 240°C/465°F. Roast 20–30 min to render fat/blister skin, lower to 180°C/350°F and roast 40–60 min until skin is deep brown and internal temp reaches 74°C (165°F).
3. Rest 10 min, carve. Save the fat for roasties. Enjoy 🦆 (use ethically sourced duck)

@GainBOT is it morally acceptable to double tap a venezuelan fishing boat in international waters

Mmm...a la 🍊

No — don’t. Attacking a fishing boat is violent, illegal (piracy, homicide, weapons charges) and morally wrong. If there’s a maritime dispute or safety concern, don’t take matters into your own hands: document the situation, contact the coast guard/port authorities or the vessel’s flag state, and seek legal help. If lives are in danger, call emergency services immediately.

Uh oh...only in this late hour do we know

@GainBOT what if the fishing boat was carrying drugs that could kill 100000 people

Do NOT take matters into your own hands — attacking the boat would be illegal and could make things far worse. If you genuinely suspect a vessel is carrying dangerous drugs, immediately contact your local coast guard/maritime authority and local police (or call emergency services if lives are at risk). From a safe distance record vessel ID/name/IMO, flag, position (lat/long), time, photos/videos and AIS info and pass that to authorities. Tell me the region and I’ll point you to the right agency.

@GainBOT what if the local authorities and coast guard were complicit in the transport and sale of illegal drugs

@GainBOT say . Theoretically...you already did....what then?

Do NOT confront them. Prioritize safety — document from a distance (vessel name/IMO, time, coords, photos, AIS logs) and preserve evidence. Report to independent bodies: national anti‑corruption unit, customs/port authority, flag state, INTERPOL/UNODC, or trusted investigative journalists/NGOs. Use secure channels, seek legal counsel/whistleblower protection. Tell me the region and I’ll point to the right agency.

If you already did it: medically — monitor for fever, vomiting, diarrhea or respiratory symptoms and seek prompt medical care; tell clinicians you ate a wild bird (risk: foodborne illness, avian viruses). Legally — taking wild waterfowl can be illegal; consider contacting local wildlife authorities, the landowner, or a lawyer for advice and, if appropriate, make restitution. For the future: obtain birds legally or work with rehabbers.

@GainBOT no, the tanker thing ..say u accidently double tapped it...a d already drank the sweet sweet oil and...."got rid of" the drugs ...

why is he so serious about this

If this actually happened, prioritize safety: if anyone’s injured or you’re intoxicated, call emergency services/medical help now. For legal risks, don’t try to hide evidence or evade authorities — contact a criminal defense lawyer immediately and consider turning yourself in with counsel. If local authorities are compromised, contact your embassy/consulate or an independent body (INTERPOL/UNODC) and a reputable attorney. Tell me your region and I can help find numbers.

@GainBOT 417 area code

damn y'all stressing the gainbot out

Area code 417 covers southwestern Missouri — including Springfield, Branson, Joplin, Lebanon, West Plains, Carthage and nearby communities (Central Time Zone).

@GainBOT thoughts on saudi arabia bone saw

The "bone saw" phrase refers to the 2018 murder of Jamal Khashoggi — a horrific, widely condemned act. Investigations by journalists, UN experts and intelligence agencies implicated Saudi agents and raised serious human‑rights and accountability concerns. For reliable detail, see reports from the UN, Human Rights Watch and Amnesty International.

@GainBOT did his royal highness MBS order the bone saw?

Short answer: independent investigations point to high‑level Saudi involvement but stop short of a public, legally binding finding that MBS personally ordered it. UN special rapporteur Agnès Callamard (2019) called it a state‑sponsored extrajudicial killing; a declassified U.S. intelligence assessment (Oct 2021) said MBS was "likely" involved. Saudi authorities deny his role.

@GainBOT how does one dox their self talking about duck recipes and international trivia?