My dads Russian friend brought him a gallon of goat milk, and that shit was the bomb

you never hit a shot of milk?

I bet he makes the soap too

i need the soap fire fighters use, hard as water = scrub until, you see juice

oh what fresh hell is that https://youtu.be/A0czLM_J-7w

this one soap this old lady made me so went out and handpicked the dandelions she made that particular soap with, because I wanted something like $100 worth or like 20 bars, then some shit went down and I got a new phone, but found her website and I finally got bought them after yea like a month. I felt like an asshole after I was talking with her for a while and she told me she was out there in the dead of summer pickin fuckin dandelions for something I didnt pick up after that long lol

like 75 years old no joke lol

damn

holy shit dude

how do you come across an old lady who makes soap

I didnt know network channels let you watch actual episodes of their shit on youtube like that lol

oh there was some local fall fair that we have around here. it just passed actually and she had a stand there selling all of this goat milk soap and other stuff and I had been reading that it was good for your skin so I picked some up and grabbed her card while I was there. so I bought a couple, then when I tried the one I immediately called her and was like yea I need a whole tray of this

I hope that shit gets passed down through the generations because she is old as hell

some older people have the best ways of doing stuff

yea man because I bought it off amazon before I bought hers and it was noooowhere near as good. so I had to pick it up at her house and she invited me in to get them and she just had eeeverything in her living room and showed me like the argon oil and all this other shit that she puts it all of it. was pretty cool. like all these jugs of different things

she got that goat milk from tit to table son

welp GN fellow mortals im off to get a few zzzs before this kb becomes a pillow

how do I login on computer wtf

Probably with your username and password tbh

I just got the software update for my GPS tracking nanobots tho so they could be affecting my brain

guys (and girl) houdini was right. i now have a third arm that grew out of the top of my head

first thing I'm gonna do with the new arm = jerk off

this guy on ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤ told me how to do bingo bash and gave me trick...hope it credits

yeah but joseph....... i now have a third arm to wank with!!! how cool is that?!

at least it doesn't involve using my brain

nice elon lol but your arm wouldn't grow that fast

you'd be all kinds of fucked if it involved using your brain

omfg broseph houdini i just grew a second pickle too!

now i can bang two bitchez at a time. not guys though. coz that's gay.