how do you come across an old lady who makes soap
I didnt know network channels let you watch actual episodes of their shit on youtube like that lol
oh there was some local fall fair that we have around here. it just passed actually and she had a stand there selling all of this goat milk soap and other stuff and I had been reading that it was good for your skin so I picked some up and grabbed her card while I was there. so I bought a couple, then when I tried the one I immediately called her and was like yea I need a whole tray of this
I hope that shit gets passed down through the generations because she is old as hell
some older people have the best ways of doing stuff
yea man because I bought it off amazon before I bought hers and it was noooowhere near as good. so I had to pick it up at her house and she invited me in to get them and she just had eeeverything in her living room and showed me like the argon oil and all this other shit that she puts it all of it. was pretty cool. like all these jugs of different things
she got that goat milk from tit to table son
welp GN fellow mortals im off to get a few zzzs before this kb becomes a pillow
how do I login on computer wtf
Probably with your username and password tbh
I just got the software update for my GPS tracking nanobots tho so they could be affecting my brain
guys (and girl) houdini was right. i now have a third arm that grew out of the top of my head
first thing I'm gonna do with the new arm = jerk off
this guy on ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤ told me how to do bingo bash and gave me trick...hope it credits
yeah but joseph....... i now have a third arm to wank with!!! how cool is that?!
at least it doesn't involve using my brain
nice elon lol but your arm wouldn't grow that fast
you'd be all kinds of fucked if it involved using your brain
omfg broseph houdini i just grew a second pickle too!
now i can bang two bitchez at a time. not guys though. coz that's gay.
man I saw about a kid in iraq born with 3 dicks
which led me to read about a guy on reddit who had 2 dicks
damn. that cunt be packin' lmfao
set for life if you're born with 2 dicks
like being born with an extra thumb youd easy be a gamer
ikr! fuck man. that'd be the dream right there~!
came across a compilation vid of crazy african pastors
one was throwing people into chairs
and had them eating grass outside